Rick Aldrich___________________

Think that is his real name? Anyways, I talked with this guy for a while, then my brother did. Then it was getting boring, so I made my 'mom' come in and get rid of him, basically. Its quite funny, and I hope it isn't too long! I scaled it down somewhat. I think this is the best one yet (of course, every previous convo was very short compared to this...).

rick_aldrich2002: hi
boopdoopbedoop: Hello!
rick_aldrich2002: how are you
rick_aldrich2002: a/s/l??
boopdoopbedoop: I'm fine! How are you? I'm 14/f/IL
rick_aldrich2002: i am ok
rick_aldrich2002: wow girl your hot
boopdoopbedoop: Thank you very much! Your so nice.
rick_aldrich2002: i am a lil older than 14 but your still hot
boopdoopbedoop: How old are you?
rick_aldrich2002: do you like older guys
boopdoopbedoop: Oh yes, I like all sorts of guys!
rick_aldrich2002: i am 23/m/pa
boopdoopbedoop: I like my dad, the dentist (he's really nice), the mailman, etc.
rick_aldrich2002: you like them in what way
boopdoopbedoop: Because their nice older men, silly
boopdoopbedoop: What way did YOU mean?
rick_aldrich2002: in a sex way
rick_aldrich2002: well
boopdoopbedoop: Oh, I see!
rick_aldrich2002: do you like older guy in that way
boopdoopbedoop: I've never been with any guys that way.
rick_aldrich2002: y not
boopdoopbedoop: Because I don't leave the house much, I guess.
rick_aldrich2002: girl your missing out
boopdoopbedoop: Well, I developed Ankylosing spondylitis so I can't do much now. That pic on my profile was before.
rick_aldrich2002: oic
boopdoopbedoop: Yeah, its really quite terrible at times, you know?
rick_aldrich2002: i am sorry
boopdoopbedoop: Its not your fault! Your such a nice guy.
rick_aldrich2002: so you dont play at all
rick_aldrich2002: lol think you
boopdoopbedoop: Well, with my spine being fused together and all its kinda tiring sometimes.
rick_aldrich2002: do you play in a sex way
rick_aldrich2002: as in on the net
rick_aldrich2002: ?????????????????????
boopdoopbedoop: Not really.
rick_aldrich2002: oic
rick_aldrich2002: would you
boopdoopbedoop: Perhaps!
rick_aldrich2002: well i would like to no sweety
boopdoopbedoop: I don't know! I would feel kind of silly, having a fused spine and all!
rick_aldrich2002: o come on
rick_aldrich2002: i will not hurt you
boopdoopbedoop: well Ankylosing spondylitis really does hurt
boopdoopbedoop: maybe a massage with awkward body parts might help, cuz usually its only hands
rick_aldrich2002: is that a yes
boopdoopbedoop: Yah, I can be naughty sometimes!
rick_aldrich2002: will you now
boopdoopbedoop: for you
rick_aldrich2002: ok
boopdoopbedoop: and only you
rick_aldrich2002: what do you have on
boopdoopbedoop: a skirt that goes down to my ankles and a big sweater
boopdoopbedoop: It's quite frumpy.
boopdoopbedoop: I can take off my socks if that would make you horny.
rick_aldrich2002: will you pull your skirt
boopdoopbedoop: I already have because you have made me so very hot.
rick_aldrich2002: pull it up
boopdoopbedoop: It's..it's like a burning sensation I've never felt before.
boopdoopbedoop: I ... I feel free...
rick_aldrich2002: pull it up
boopdoopbedoop: It is up
rick_aldrich2002: what would you like to do now
rick_aldrich2002: would you like to go on
boopdoopbedoop: I'm at your will.
boopdoopbedoop: OH of course .
rick_aldrich2002: ok
rick_aldrich2002: what is over you pussy now
boopdoopbedoop: just my underwear.
rick_aldrich2002: take them off
boopdoopbedoop: Alright.
boopdoopbedoop: They're gone now exposing my bare flesh.
rick_aldrich2002: is it wet
rick_aldrich2002: ??????
boopdoopbedoop: It's wetter than Lake Tittycaca.
rick_aldrich2002: lol
boopdoopbedoop: Hehe
boopdoopbedoop: You make me so horny.
rick_aldrich2002: fave you ever did this befor
boopdoopbedoop: No...you're my first -- but I like to read alot.
rick_aldrich2002: o ok
rick_aldrich2002: are you playing with your pussy
boopdoopbedoop: Yes, my cat is very cute. I named it Oreo cuz it's white but it has some black spots all over it.
boopdoopbedoop: They move everyday... it's a wierd cat.
boopdoopbedoop: OH OH OH
boopdoopbedoop: WHOOPS
boopdoopbedoop: I'm playing with that one, also
rick_aldrich2002: ok
rick_aldrich2002: is it geting weter
rick_aldrich2002: do you have a cam
boopdoopbedoop: Yah..this is the biggest boner I've ever had
boopdoopbedoop: NONO
boopdoopbedoop: I mean
boopdoopbedoop: I'm so wet
rick_aldrich2002: what about a boner
boopdoopbedoop: Nothing...nothing about boners.
rick_aldrich2002: would you be willing to put some fingers in you
boopdoopbedoop: Well, I can put a whole fist in my asss- I have lots of freetime.
rick_aldrich2002: no in your pussy
boopdoopbedoop: Oh
boopdoopbedoop: I can only get 8
rick_aldrich2002: how do you no if you have not ever did it befor
boopdoopbedoop: Because I've had to have recontructal surgery down there.
boopdoopbedoop: It's still very enlarged an d swollen from it.
rick_aldrich2002: oic
rick_aldrich2002: so the MD played with it
boopdoopbedoop: Yes, he loved it, but I felt naughty..
boopdoopbedoop: Back to you, Baby
rick_aldrich2002: did he tell you that
rick_aldrich2002: ????????
boopdoopbedoop: I don't know I think he did though, I was asleep.
rick_aldrich2002: o
rick_aldrich2002: are you fingering it
boopdoopbedoop: My cat or my pussy?
boopdoopbedoop: Yah, for a few minutes now.
rick_aldrich2002: your pussy
rick_aldrich2002: do you have fingers in it
rick_aldrich2002: ?????????
boopdoopbedoop: Yah
rick_aldrich2002: well
rick_aldrich2002: 3 or 4
rick_aldrich2002: ????????????
rick_aldrich2002: or more
boopdoopbedoop: 2
boopdoopbedoop: *27
boopdoopbedoop: I STUCK THE WHOLE CAT UP THERE HOLY SHIT I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND AND NOW ITS LOST
boopdoopbedoop: WTF ITS YOUR FAULT
boopdoopbedoop: *SHOOTS IT AT YOUR FACE*
rick_aldrich2002: you put the cat up your pussy
boopdoopbedoop: NOW THE COMPUTER IS UP THERE OH GOD!!!!!!
boopdoopbedoop: THE CAT IS ON YOUR HEAD NOW
boopdoopbedoop: I SHOT IT AT YOU
boopdoopbedoop: WITH PUSSY POWER
boopdoopbedoop: GOD DAMNIT
boopdoopbedoop: ITS YOUR FAULT *explodes into a violent maelstrom of DOOM and REALM*
rick_aldrich2002: do you have a dog
boopdoopbedoop: No, because the last time we had one it bit my leg and left a kind've deep scar.
rick_aldrich2002: oic
rick_aldrich2002: how much do you have in your pussy
rick_aldrich2002: ????????
boopdoopbedoop: just 2 fingers
rick_aldrich2002: y just 2
rick_aldrich2002: ???????
boopdoopbedoop: Because it's all that will fit.
rick_aldrich2002: 3 will go in it
boopdoopbedoop: Are you ever going to take the cat off of your head?
rick_aldrich2002: no
rick_aldrich2002: are you going to put 3 in it
boopdoopbedoop: *hehe*
boopdoopbedoop: I just did! But it hurts so much!
rick_aldrich2002: move the in and out
boopdoopbedoop: OUCH THAT HURTS! my rings hurt!
boopdoopbedoop: I'm bleeding! What should I do?
rick_aldrich2002: well take your rings off
rick_aldrich2002: you will blead some
boopdoopbedoop: HELLO THIS IS CHRISTINA'S MOTHER. WHY HAVE YOU MADE HER BLEED?
boopdoopbedoop: SHE'S ON THE FLOOR ROCKING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A TURTLE BECAUSE OF HER SPINE AND CLUTCHING HER PRIVATES
boopdoopbedoop: WHAT WERE YOU TELLING HER TO DO?
boopdoopbedoop: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
boopdoopbedoop: I'M CALLING THE COPS!
boopdoopbedoop: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO SUCH AN INNOCEENT!